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Do you hate school? By The Jolly Roger
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* One of my favorites for getting out of a class or two is to call
in a bomb threat. Tell 'em that it is in a locker. Then they have
to check them all, whilst you can slip away for an hour or two.
You can even place a fake bomb (in any locker but YOURS!). They
might cancel school for a week while they investigate (of course,
you will probably have to make it up in the summer...).
* Get some pure potassium or pure sodium, put it in a capsule, and
flush it down the toilet (smells awful! Stinks up the whole school!).
* Use a smoke grenade in the hallway.
* Steal the computer passwords & keys. Or steal the 80 column cards
inside if they are (gag) IBM.
* Make friends with student assistants and have them change your
grades when the teachers hand in their bubble sheets for the report
cards.
* Spit your gum out on the carpet in the library or whatever and
grind it into the carpet. Watch the janitors cry!
* Draw on lockers or spraypaint on the building that the principal
is a fascist.
* Stick a potato in the tailpipe of the principal's car.
* USE YOUR IMAGINATION! -Jolly Roger-
Ed's bit
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If anything bad happens, don't blame us - it's your fault for doing
it !